01 - 
                        Ground black pepper, add just as much as you like
                      
                    
                      
                        02 - 
                        Some kosher salt, taste as you go
                      
                    
                      
                        03 - 
                        1 teaspoon garlic powder to shake in
                      
                    
                      
                        04 - 
                        Juice squeezed from 1 lime
                      
                    
                      
                        05 - 
                        ½ cup of ranch dressing, grab some from the store or mix up your own
                      
                    
                      
                        06 - 
                        1 jalapeño, chop it up tiny
                      
                    
                      
                        07 - 
                        ¼ cup chopped green onions
                      
                    
                      
                        08 - 
                        1 cup cheddar cheese, grate it fresh if you can
                      
                    
                      
                        09 - 
                        12 strips of bacon, cook and chop them up fine
                      
                    
                      
                        10 - 
                        4 cups corn, use fresh, canned, or thawed frozen
                      
                    
                  
                    → Optional Homemade Ranch Dressing
                    
                      
                        11 - 
                        Salt and pepper, season to taste
                      
                    
                      
                        12 - 
                        1 teaspoon chopped fresh dill
                      
                    
                      
                        13 - 
                        2 tablespoons lemon juice, squeezed fresh
                      
                    
                      
                        14 - 
                        2 garlic cloves, crush or mince them
                      
                    
                      
                        15 - 
                        ¼ teaspoon onion powder
                      
                    
                      
                        16 - 
                        ¼ cup tangy buttermilk
                      
                    
                      
                        17 - 
                        ⅓ cup whole milk
                      
                    
                      
                        18 - 
                        ½ cup sour cream
                      
                    
                      
                        19 - 
                        1½ cups creamy mayonnaise